The Office Know-it-all

Hello again

Lets face it, there is one or two in every office from here to China. The Know it all who wants to come to work and "Save the World" with the I know everything mentality and that stupid smug look that you want to slap right off their stupid ass face. Well Mr. Know it all, do I have a surprise for you!

Your so cute I'd like to slam your ugly face into the computer screen till your nose breaks. Then I'd like to take your fingers and run them through the paper shredder one at a time until all your left with are 10 little nubs. Once thats complete, I will wrap the telephone cord around your neck, and make you drink white out till you puke. For the finale, I will photocopy your ugly face and send it to your family.

Step aside, its time for my promotion!

The Italian Job

Glad to be back! ENJOY!

Your so cute I want to tie you to a chair in Maggiano's. Then, I will fill a giant bowl with Marinara Sauce and let the games begin! I play the mob boss, and you play the man that just ratted me out to the feds. I will make you eat pasta until you vomit, then I will make you eat that too! Followed by a gentle drowning in that bowl of sauce, or if you like, I can strangle you with my gold chain that holds the Italian Horn. You choose.

Vaffanculo a Lei, la sua moglie, e' la sua madre. Lei e' un cafone stronzo. Io non mangio in questo merdaio! Vada via in culo!