The Office Know-it-all

Hello again

Lets face it, there is one or two in every office from here to China. The Know it all who wants to come to work and "Save the World" with the I know everything mentality and that stupid smug look that you want to slap right off their stupid ass face. Well Mr. Know it all, do I have a surprise for you!

Your so cute I'd like to slam your ugly face into the computer screen till your nose breaks. Then I'd like to take your fingers and run them through the paper shredder one at a time until all your left with are 10 little nubs. Once thats complete, I will wrap the telephone cord around your neck, and make you drink white out till you puke. For the finale, I will photocopy your ugly face and send it to your family.

Step aside, its time for my promotion!