Construction - WHY WHY WHY

WHY do we need to have our roads and highways worked on during rush hour traffic. I mean, I know it costs the city less money to pull together a crew during the typical 9-5, but do they not realize they are making all us mucky mucks that need to work a normal 40 hour work week crazy! I had the pleasure of being stuck in such messes in Billerica, Lexington, Waltham AND Watertown, turning my 25 minute commute into a 60 minute commute. Well I have had it! You city construction workers are going DOWN!

Your so cute I want to take a hammer and knock the shit out of your hard hat. Then I will take that crafty little yellow vest with the reflectors on it and light it on fire while your still wearing it! Keep that Jackhammer plugged in because I am going postal on your skinny white ass, making your body resemble a roadmap. After I am finished, I will drop you off in Watertown with a ticking timebomb attached to your ass. Your buddy Bill will start in Billerica and have 25 minutes to save your life before you explode. Now how do YOU like being porked by traffic???

SUCKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

MPP Part 2

Last week I received some criticism because many people thought my "beating" was not violent enough. Since I am WICKED PISSA ANGRY today, I figured this beating may act as a form of release from the wicked world inside my head. Hopefully you assholes will get off my shit now. Do you think maintaining this beating is my only job? Why don't you go walk into oncoming traffic you cracker ass mo-fo's.......and good luck with that.

Maria is so cute I'd like to "tune in Tokyo" and twist her nipples till they fall off and bleed. Then I will take her by the pony tail, tie her to a camera tri-pod and repeatedly hurl darts at her (of course using the areas where her nipples used to be at as targets. Once I'm finished, I will shove a giant steak up her butt and roast her over a fire. I heard Argentinean meat goes lovely with Chimichurri sauce and a side of Yuca Frita.

ARE YOU HAPPY NOW! NEEDY BASTARDS!

You down with MPP?

The time has finally come my friends. I have been trying to beat the shit out of Maria ever since I met her that Saturday night at The Palace. I walk in the door to see this skinny biach sitting on a high stool with a pencil skirt and Pashmina Shawl. I looked at my friend Jo-Ann and said "wow, check out the shawl...this is gonna be good."

Boy was I wrong. Whoever thought that Maria and I would become such great friends, and best friends for that matter. I cannot say I feel as close to anyone in this entire world as I do to her. I can tell her anything and by god she WILL give me her honest opinion. I can safely say that I truly could not live without this girl.

So, as she leaves me at THP to become one of her husbands "groupies" I now shall take out all my aggressions on her. Years of biting my toungue are about to spill on these pages like beer being spilt at a toga party. I hope this post will live up to everyone's expectations!

Maria, you're so cute I would like to first take a slab of Argentine beef and smack you in the face with it. As you are home preparing for your uppity N.A.C.E meeting with all your uppity new friends, I will hide in the backseat of your car. During the meeting, I will sneak in and drop roofies in your fluffy Martini and wait till you become drowsy. I will steal Brian's Camera and drag you out of there by the camera strap and snap pictures of you in the bathroom with a small mirror and a powdery substance lined up on it. Once those N.A.C.E folks get a hold of that, YOU WILL NEVER WORK IN THIS TOWN AGAIN!

Hi-ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!