Beating # 13

As promised, this beating is dedicated to a man who has touched all of us in so many interesting ways.......Eric Moxim. Although his time at Tufts Health Plan was limited, he managed to somehow either impress, or disgust 90% of the people who work here. Eric, here is to you big man!

He's so cute I'd like strap him into a dentists chair, pry open his mouth for an hour or so, and shove massive chicken bones in between his teeth, forcing him to have to floss until his gums rip open and he bleeds to death.

Eric, we love you and you will be sorely missed by all of us!

-LC-

Beating #12

Sorry for the late post (AGAIN).

Your so cute I'd like to pull your toenails out with rusty plyers, make you dip your feet in buckets of rubbing alcohol, then sign you up for Toe Ballet, where you would be forced to dance on your toes wearing horribly uncomfortable shoes. I will watch as the tears of pain stream down your face.

The end. And I only know the pain because I used to take Toe Ballet. Trust me, its painful enough with all your toenails still in tact!