The Supermodel Mom

What the hell is wrong with these people? They spit out kids left and right, and they still maintain the hard body of a teenager. Are they genetic freaks of nature? Were they born with some super power metabolism that just causes them to burn fat? Do they just not eat? There is nothing more depressing than seeing some hot piece of ass pushing a baby carriage.....................don't mind me, I'm just envious

They are so cute I'd first like to force feed them some Rapid Weight Gain and heavy cream for a month. After they get pudgy, I will make them put on a one-piece swimsuit (OH THE HORROR) and as I display their new bodies on the beach, I will draw giant red circles around the cottage cheese cellulite that has just formed. As well, when they attempt to run from my grips, the dredded "Boom baba Boom baba" will be chanted as they make the walk of shame.

Hows that skinny bitches!