The Weekly Beating

Tuesday, November 07, 2006

Beating #12


Sorry for the late post (AGAIN).

Your so cute I'd like to pull your toenails out with rusty plyers, make you dip your feet in buckets of rubbing alcohol, then sign you up for Toe Ballet, where you would be forced to dance on your toes wearing horribly uncomfortable shoes. I will watch as the tears of pain stream down your face.

The end. And I only know the pain because I used to take Toe Ballet. Trust me, its painful enough with all your toenails still in tact!

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