Beating # 7

Morning,

This beating is derived from a conversation I had with a co-worker not too long ago.

Your so cute I'd like to make you stand in a bucket of water, naked of course, while I continue to drop in high voltage blowdryers. I will gladly do this till you eyeballs pop out of you head.

"Hit em again ENDO"

Beating # 6

A customized beating, if you will........................ In Honor of the little old woman that lives across the street from me.

She is so cute, Id like stick a giant jawbreaker in her mouth and duct tape it shut. Then put her on the hulk roller coaster in Disney World, and wait till she either chokes, or has a heart attack.

Ok, that may have been borderline sick!!!!!!!!!!!

Beating # 5

Feels like a long time since the last beating! Here it is.

Your so cute I'd like to wrap your entire body in seaweed (leaving your privates exposed of course!), unleash angry lobsters on you and listen to your screams as their claws pierce your flesh.

Finding Nemo:
"It was like wicked daaahk down there, you couldn't see a thing"

Beating # 4

Its FRIDAY!!!!!!! Have a great weekend, and remember:

You are so cute I'd like to take you by your hair and slam your face into a concrete cinderblock, light a firecracker and stick it up your ass, and watch you flop around on the ground like a suffocating fish.

ANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDdd break.

Just thinking

Do you ever try to explain something to someone, and you feel like its the equivilent of getting through a brick wall with a toothpic?

Just say'n.

Friday September 1, Start of the blog

Well folks,
With the encouragement of friends(MPP and Tyner), I have decided to move the Weekly Beating to a blog. For those of you who are not familar with the "Weekly Beating" it is merely a term of endearment. It all started when I found myself saying things like "your child is so cute I could punch him in the face" or "kick him down the stairs". Friends just found it so hilarious that each week it became more and more graphic (kinda borderline Cereal killer). I also figured maybe by moving the Weekly Beating to a blog my employers IS department won't see the violent fits of rage being sent around by yours truly. Well, I know you may have received this beating earlier today, here it is again!


Happy Friday! I have to admit, this beating did not come easily. I was struggling today.

Your so cute I could karate chop you in the neck, tie your hands behind your back and throw you into a pool of flesh eating piranha.

OUCH THAT HURT!