Santa is going down!

I beat up Santa last year, however it is so appropriate for the time of year!

Santa, if only you were real, Id have bigger boobs, a tighter ass and a kick ass bank account. But your not real, and I am sick of poisoning the minds of children all over America. You need to be stopped and I am the lucky one that gets to plan your brutal demise!
Your so cute Id like to tie a rope around your feet, and tie the other end around Rudolph's neck. I will jump into that sleigh, give old Rudolph a slap with the Reins and away we go. As I fly off from house to house, your helpless body crashes into the rooftops below spilling your fat guts all over the dark skies. Once I return to the North Pole, I will skillet fry your remains and feed them to the Reindeers and elves. This will surely keep them full of piss and vinegar, helping them make toys for all the girls and boys you slave driving son of a bitch.

Don't ask how I come up with this stuff....