The Deep Blue Sea

OH BOY, these are getting hard.

Your so cute I'd like to take you out to the middle of the Great Barrier Reef, and drop you into the water. I will attach a bleading animal carcass to your back and make you swim for shore. Now now, be careful to avoid Great Whites cause I heard they can grow pretty big in that part of the country. You may want to take off the bright red wetsuit I made you wear. While your there, say hi to Nemo for me.

Good luck, and good bye.

Bonus Beating - John Turco

So, as I got up to pee at about 3 am this morning, I realized that I should have dedicated yesterday's beating to John Turco. Soooooooooooooo I decided to give everyone the pleasure of a bonus beating. Johnny, I hope you brought a change of undies with you today!!!!!!!

John, your so cute I'd like to tie you to a chair and put you on a stage. Ill make you tell horrible jokes, so the angry crowd hurls rotten tomatos, heads of lettuce and bricks at your face. To make matters worse, you will be naked of course, and your only cover will be the pools of blood driping from your scalp.

I LOVE YOU JOHNNY!

God, that was kinda sick! Sorry..................

Beating # 18, the Avalanche

Someone really should question my well being. These beatings are starting to come way too easily for me!

Your so cute I'd like to strap you to a toboggan, fly you to the top of Mount Everest where you will be lowered onto the tallest peak, and given just a little nudge if you will. I will (as usual) laugh as avalanches chase you down the mountain at 80 miles per hour. Ill make a bet you either get buried by snow, or the inability to breath due to lack of oxygen will cause a slow and painful suffocation.