Beating # 11

Hi Everyone,
This beating is in honor my new friend.......Court "The Maniac" Shields


He's so cute I'd like to make him drink a gallon of whiskey, convince him his real name is luscious Lucy, make him wear a Tutu with pink tights and have him walk a tightrope 50 feet in the air over a pen of "Angry Wet Roosters" in the midst of a Cockfight. I will pray that he falls and gets pecked to death!

Beating # 10

In Honor of my brother in law, Bless his heart!

He's so cute Id like to fill my bathtub with spicy hot salsa, hold his head under for a minute or so, then allow him to take one gasp of air, then repeat 100 times. Followed up with dancing on his stomach yelling (In my best Mexican accent) La cocoracha, La cocoracha, da na na na na na na.

Beating # 9

Sorry for the late post.

This beating is dedicated to Jack. Jack is my brothers 10 Week old American Bulldog and he is so dam cute!!!!!

Your so cute Id like to put you in a pillow case, swing you around over my head for a minute, watch you attempt to run away from me as I chase you with a Meatgrinder and bottle of Italian Seasoning. I will then bake you at 350 degrees, and enjoy you with a side of spaghetti.

Beating # 8

This beating is in honor of all the muffins out there in the world. The Scruffy Muffins, the Fluffy Muffins, the plain old Muffins, and the newly added category of the Love Muffin.

All you mother fucking muffins in the world unite!!!!!

"Your so cute, I'd like to tattoo a bullseye onto your chest, tie you to a tree and continue my hour long target practice session using poison tipped arrow heads of course!