What is up with Mother Nature? Does she hate us? Taunting us with a glimpse of spring-like weather and then slamming us with a snow storm? Well I'm pissed off at her..................................she is going down.

She is so cute I'd like to take her by the hair and toss her face first into a snow bank. I will then grab a nearby icicle and give her a good crack across the back of the head. I will put her on a plane, fly her to Jamaica and as I stuff her face with fistfuls of sand, I will explain to her that this climate would work much better for us New England folks. For the finale, I will torch the bitch.

Hey, she gives us extreme cold, we will give her extreme heat........................Just say'n