Beating # 14

In honor of our most joyous holiday season, the next few beatings will have a similar "theme" if you will.

After receiving my first few Christmas cards, I have concluded the following:

Your so cute I'd like to wrap you up in Christmas lights (large bulbs if you will), dangle you from the roof of your house directly under enormously large icicles, hoping that they fall on you piercing your flesh. If that doesn't get ya, we can always wait to see if you freeze to death.

HO.........HO.........mother F'n HO!